MAIDEN IN JERSEY

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hey maiden lovers alike,
i was doing a potition online so that maiden would do a gig in jersey i would like it if u agree that they should and sign my potition and try to get others to sign it, it would meen alot to me and my friends anyways thanks

UP THE IRONS!!!! JERSEY STYLE
 
Dear H, where do I begin...

I deeply regret that our old "Forum Rules" page seems to have disappeared when we changed forum software. However, the rules are still in effect - and one of them stated that the proper use of the English language is strongly encouraged. That means complete sentences with appropriate capitalization and punctuation. Reasonable deviation is permitted; however, if you take the time to look at other threads on our forum, you'll notice that most member with positive ratings almost always write in proper English.

For example, learning to properly spell 'petition', 'you' and 'mean' would be appreciated.

Furthermore, when you announce the existence of an online petition, it is customary to provide a link to said petition. Do you honestly expect anyone to search for (let alone find) it on their own?

Iron Maiden is highly unlikely to ever play anywhere in New Jersey. The closest show is likely to be in New York City. There is a small possibility that they might play at the Meadowlands (specifically, the Continental Airlines Arena), but I would only expect this to happen if they couldn't book a show in the City itself (which they probably can).

ChRiS666IM, I have refrained from kicking you. I will give you a chance to behave better in the future. Do not further tempt my wrath. :wacko:
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
Iron Maiden is highly unlikely to ever play anywhere in New Jersey.
There is a possibility he means the channel island of Jersey here, not sure as he did not define nor did he provide a link to the petition for details. Nevertheless, no petition of any magnitude would get Maiden to play there.
 
Ah, silly me. Of course you're right, Albie. The island of Jersey is a possibility, as far as our writing-impaired friend's intent goes.

But then again, Jersey is so small that if they managed to squeeze all six members of Iron Maiden onto the island, there wouldn't be room left for Nicko's drums. ;)
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
I deeply regret that our old "Forum Rules" page seems to have disappeared when we changed forum software. However, the rules are still in effect - and one of them stated that the proper use of the English language is strongly encouraged. That means complete sentences with appropriate capitalization and punctuation. Reasonable deviation is permitted; however, if you take the time to look at other threads on our forum, you'll notice that most member with positive ratings almost always write in proper English.

For example, learning to properly spell 'petition', 'you' and 'mean' would be appreciated.
Split infinitive!! Argggggggggh. >:D
 
"In the 19th century, some grammatical authorities sought to introduce a prescriptive rule that split infinitives should not be used in English. Most experts on language from the last 100 years, however, agree that this rule was misguided, and indeed that the split infinitive construction can sometimes help to convey one's intended meaning more accurately."

(Source)

Get with the times, nushnool. Split infinitives are perfectly correct when used properly, as I did. :wacko:
 
'Spell properly'?  'Properly spell'?  Hmm, I think my infinitives would prefer to unsplit remain :-[

As for the petition for a Jersey appearance, forget it.  There is no way that Maiden would get enough of an audience to justify the costs of travelling there.  If you really want to see Maiden, travel to London (or Paris, if you're so willing).  The cost and travel time would be worth it!
 
He's right. Maiden should play in Jersey. And in Guernsey. And Alderney. And Wight. And Man. And Orkney. And Shetland. And Färöer. And Spitzbergen. And Nowaya Zemlya. And Bornholm. And Gotland. And Aland. And Dagö. And Ösel. And the Azores. And Madeira. And the Canarians. And Ascension. And St. Helena. And Trinidade. And the Falklands. And Réunion. And the Comoros. And Goudaeloupe. And Sokotra. And the Maledives. And Diego Garcia. And the Kokos Isles. And the Kergueles. And Christmas Island. And the Auckland Isles. And Norfolk. And New Caledonia. And Belau. And Yap. And Truk. And Ponape. And Guam. And Maloelap. And Bairiki. And Banaba. And Nauru. And Funafuti. And Wallis. And Furtuna. And Rotuma. And Vanua Levu. And Viti Levu. And Espirito Santo. And San Cristóbal. And Guadalcanal. And Savaii. And Pago Pago. And Tokelau. And Niue. And Rarotonga. And Tahiti. And Palmyra. And Wake. And Midway. And Kauai. And Molokai. And Maui. And Hawai'i. And Queen Charlotte Island. And Melville Island. And Devon Island. And Ellesmere Island. And Hans Island. And Baffin Island. And Disko Island. And Aruba. And Curacao. And Bonaire. And Barbados. And Cayman Island. And Exuma. And Sable. And, most importantly, Easter Island! Where's that in your petition?  :angry:
 
Wooo, I have right now thinking about this, oh my goodness the memories for this, my very first exotic jaunt over to the island of Jersey, followed by a swift little airplane ride 3,000 kilometres due... East of ah... well no, no, got that wrong, due west of Watford. My goodness, I go the wrong way and get to bleedin Russia, it'd be all over. Yes, due west of Watford, 3,000 odd bloody miles – forget this kilometre stuff, where do you think you are? Bleedin France? No thanks very much, I'm right here!

Anyway, Flight of Icarus, doo dee doo! Flight Of Icarus, my first single, released the 11th of April 1983, chart position number eleven... da de de da! Didn't quite get to number ten, did it? Anyway, my first record with the band... I starred in the video! Did you see that? Did you see that handsome geezer with the blue chops? Wasn't half cold out there! Anyway no! We did this... ah, fantastic! First trip to Jap... uh... from Jersey to Nassau to do the album, we had five weeks rehearsal in Jersey... well, we had two weeks really because ended up three weeks partying at the bar. My goodness, we had the only 24-hour bar on the island, and we ah... funnily enough we managed to cram 25 hours in a day, hahaha! So there we are, fifteen days before we're supposed to leave... fifteen days! We hadn't even written any... well, the boys had written some... but we really hadn't rehearsed anything 'cause we was partying to much and having a good time, and all that good stuff. So there you are, we get this... most of the song's written, get to Jersey, boom!

Oh, by the way, when we first arrived in Jersey, the first place we went to was a place called The Traveller's Rest. Dear Tony Wiggins our tour manager, he told us all about this place because he checked it out before us. Said "here look, you've got to come in this place before we go" and that's the first thing we did, got of the plane, picked the suitcase up, "HILLO!" they said, "HOWWYOU!", "we're fine", "Ok you can come through". So we go through, get in the cabs... off we go, Traveller's Rest. Stopped in the Traveller's Rest. "You've gotta have a banana daquirie" says Tony Wiggens. Well allright, let's have a drop... banana juice... we says, banana juice... it's a poof's drink! So, fair enough, so there we are sitting at the bar, and there's five poofs sitting at the bar, us! Hahaha! Drinking these daquiries. Hahaha, no! So, the first one goes down, we thought "f'kin' great! Nothing to it, let's have another one!" F'kin' second one goes down... fifteen minutes later we're on our third banana daquirie. Now, we're talking serious alcohol here but you don't taste it because it's a frozen drink, it's bunged in a blender, loads of ice, ton of banana liqueur, na... banana, lot of lichee, and lots of wizzing around of varous parts, and you stick it in a glass and stuff it up with a straw. For about... three of these as I said later... quarter of an hour goes by... half an hour, we try to stand up and leave. I mean, it was like, you know, "Gaaaahh, where we goin?" Ah, we were gone! We, we, we spent many a night down in that place, but only after an hour... we did have a party after we actually recorded Flight of Icarus... we went down to the pub and ah, tried to get it and gave up. The next day it weren't happening, but we went after we celebrated... we went out and celebrated the first single being recorded.
 
On the other hand, I could think the current tour plan should be discarded and an entirely new one should be set up:

Texel
Vlieland
Terschelling
Ameland
Schiermonnikoog
Rottum
Borkum
Juist
Memmert
Norderney
Baltrum
Langeoog
Spiekeroog
Wangerooge
Mellum
Niegehörn
Schahörn
Neuwerk
Trischen
Easter Island.
 
SCREAM FOR ME EASTER ISLAND!!!!!




Nah. That doesn't sound quite right...  :oops:
 
Do you think this would be a good audience?
easter_island.jpg

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HEY!!! No dissing the Moai! They're as metal as can be!  :angry:
 
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