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Zare

Uniformly distributed hostility
I asked my mom for some money and bought an used tshirt from a guy when I was 15.

This was the shirt.

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She was less than impressed and I got banned from wearing that shirt.
 

Ariana

Black-and-white leopard
This reminds me of the humiliation that I suffered at 14 when I bought a Metallica shirt showing James Hetfield giving the finger to the "viewers". My mum was super offended and made me take it back to the store. I was certain everyone could read the fact that I would do as mum says in my eyes. It was so traumatic! I've never felt less metal.
 

Zare

Uniformly distributed hostility
My mum bought me Fear of the Dark hoodie, the one with just a small logo up front, tree monster Eddie on the back. She also bought me my first proper electric guitar. It may have to do with guitar not being swastika shaped.
 

Perun

Περούν Παντοκράτωρ
Staff member
I just got a spam mail reading:

"Hi
I'm a young girl
I'll tell you right away why I'm writing to you
I am attracted to older men, but many judge me for it
they do not want anything to do with me because of the age difference
I am very sexy and horny when I am with an older man"

I feel kind of offended, actually.
 

Yax

Ancient Mariner
My Tissot watch is running rather fast. Borrowed a compass from my brother and, turns out it has been magnetized. 20$ for a demagnetizing tool is a lot cheaper than servicing it (which I wouldn't do, too expensive for that watch), so I'm happy to know that's what causing it rather than something's worn or broken.
 

LooseCannon

Enterprise-class aircraft carrier
Staff member
I just got a spam mail reading:

"Hi
I'm a young girl
I'll tell you right away why I'm writing to you
I am attracted to older men, but many judge me for it
they do not want anything to do with me because of the age difference
I am very sexy and horny when I am with an older man"

I feel kind of offended, actually.
You are old. I'm old, so you're old. Not *quite* as old, but almost.
 
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