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The Flash

The Flash

Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
A couple of days ago, I ordered food. It arrived and I picked up a fork and brought it over to my room. Turned out that fork wasn't needed, but I forgot to put it back. Said "I'll probably need it in the near future anyway" and left it. Today I made breakfast and brought it over to my room. After a sigh of relief that I was finally ready to eat, I realized that I had forgotten to pick up a fork. A brief disappointment that I had to get up and get one was followed by me realizing there already was a fork on the table. The one I left there a couple of days ago, envisioning this exact situation.

Fucking meaningless story, I know. But it helps the cause.
 
LooseCannon

LooseCannon

Enterprise-class aircraft carrier
Staff member
Currently working on a crashed server for one of our clients. Server crashed because someone let their 3 year old run around the IT room and the kid flipped power supply off buttons and restarted everything he could find.

Hilarious.
 
Black Abyss Babe

Black Abyss Babe

CriedWhenJanickCutHisHair
LooseCannon said:
Currently working on a crashed server for one of our clients. Server crashed because someone let their 3 year old run around the IT room and the kid flipped power supply off buttons and restarted everything he could find.

Hilarious.
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What an appallingly spoilt child.

I though I was going to have a nice quite day at work today, as everyone except me was absent for one reason or another. Silly me - the boss was in and I arrived to find him doing a headless chicken impression, having just "blown up" a toner cartridge. There was no spare - needless to say he expected me to wave a magic wand and make one appear.

Life would be so much easier if we could just remove the need for paid employment ...
 
RTC

RTC

Libera et impera!
I didn't end up going to London 2017, but I did go to the Cardiff show. Ultimately, me and my friend decided not to take the risk after the terrorist attack in Manchester a few days earlier, which in retrospect, was kind of a premature move.
 
Diesel 11

Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
The Flash said:
A couple of days ago, I ordered food. It arrived and I picked up a fork and brought it over to my room. Turned out that fork wasn't needed, but I forgot to put it back. Said "I'll probably need it in the near future anyway" and left it. Today I made breakfast and brought it over to my room. After a sigh of relief that I was finally ready to eat, I realized that I had forgotten to pick up a fork. A brief disappointment that I had to get up and get one was followed by me realizing there already was a fork on the table. The one I left there a couple of days ago, envisioning this exact situation.

Fucking meaningless story, I know. But it helps the cause.
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I am going to start doing this.
 
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