How many rolls of toilet paper do you have at the moment?

[Night Prowler]

I just counted and I have 42.

 

[Brigantium]

Meaning of life

 

[Jer]

31, and they were all from before this whole thing unfolded. I couldn’t have any more than that now even if I wanted to.

 

[Mosh]

I bought an 8 pack in January and still have 6 left. Don't see myself having a shortage anytime soon.

 

[Ariana]

I have 12. The question is do we also keep track of how it's used?

I just counted and I have 42.

So you have caused the global toilet paper shortage!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have eight and that should last for many weeks, unless I get something which is an anagram of coronavirus minus a and c.

 

[Night Prowler]

So you have caused the global toilet paper shortage!

I had one 24 roll pack before all this started, of which 18 rolls were left, and I bought another 24 roll pack last week.

 

[Brigantium]

I bought an 8 pack in January and still have 6 left. Don't see myself having a shortage anytime soon.

You do use the stuff, dont you?

 

[Mosh]

You do use the stuff, dont you?

I guess I should mention that I have a couple copies of KK Downing’s book lying around.

 

[Yax]

I guess I should mention that I have a couple copies of KK Downing’s book lying around.

Thought it was a good book - The second half was very colored by KK's discontent with Glenn and left a bitter taste. But all in all, a good read. Warts and all, from KK's point of view.

The official Maiden propagan... Sorry, biography, though...

 

[PhantomOfTheOpera]

10 rolls. Normally bought and haven't hoarded.

 

[PhantomOfTheOpera]

By the way, Im taking this whole virus thing seriously (as should) but I cannot do but share this little picture:

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Went CostCo shopping about 2 weeks ago and said, "Eh, I'm not out of toilet paper but I probably won't be shopping for a few weeks," so I bought a giant package. Truly great timing.

 

[Brigantium]

By the way, Im taking this whole virus thing seriously (as should) but I cannot do but share this little picture:
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You're Dave Murray? You kept that quiet.

 

[Night Prowler]

Went CostCo shopping about 2 weeks ago and said, "Eh, I'm not out of toilet paper but I probably won't be shopping for a few weeks," so I bought a giant package. Truly great timing.

Just by looking through your eyes
He could see the future penetrating right in through your mind

 

[PhantomOfTheOpera]

You're Dave Murray? You kept that quiet.

Haha, this was shared in some fan page so I had to share it here aswell.
Sincerely yours,

Dave M.

 

[LooseCannon]

I feel like Dave is the kind of guy who signs his tweets:

Hi Steve,
Just a short text to let you know I'm thinking of you, mate.
Keep smiling,
Dave Murray

 

[Black Wizard]

I feel like Dave is the kind of guy who signs his tweets:

Like Raymond Holt's texting in Brooklyn 99:

 

[LooseCannon]

Exactly like that.

Sincerely,
Captain Raymond Holt

 

[Brigantium]

It's only really struck me over the past week how rubbish toilet rolls are these days. Big name brands like Andrex used to be really thick with loads of sheets, and last ages. Now they seem to be running out really quickly and aren't much better than the cheap brands.