How many Maiden fans does it take to change a light bulb?

mtmccox

mtmccox

Ancient Mariner
Post your funny ideas.

The one with most funny answer will get that thing I didn't come up with so far.  :ninja:
 
None, because if we change the lightbulbs there will be light, and then no one would have any reason to have a fear of the dark. That would confuse Maiden as to what to put in its place in the setlist and break their tour.
 
But maidenfans have fear of dark, so they have to change the lightbulb or they will be in dark! BOO!
 
One is changing the bulb. Two others are trying to learn how the bulb shines and duplicate it. One says there is no need for the three wires, because old wire is back. The other 4 ones are bitching about how classic bulbs were better and they miss them. They argue with three other who claim new bulbs are the best. And few say no matter how the bulb is shining, they will go watch it. 2 are sad because the bulb never shined in their country. 3 have seen bulb more than 20 times.

And there is one guy doing a poll about what is the longest bulb is.
 
The Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son can only change the lightbulb at Two Minutes to Midnight, otherwise the dark spirits otherwise known as the Ghosts Of The Navigator will come and forever haunt the Seventh Son until he decides that the only option would be to Run To The Hills. While contemplating his options, the Starblind Son gazes upon a lightbulb falling from the place Where Eagles Dare, which lands in his hand. Having had so many Wasted Years in the past, he decided that he must change that lightbulb at the aforementioned time before The Assassin came and hunted him down. Risking life and limb, he came Out of the Shadows and then created Holy Smoke to act as a smokescreen to buy him enough time to be able to change the lightbulb. With just mere seconds to go, the Seventh Son changed the lightbulb and then because of the Strange World around him, decided that he would live out the rest of his days in a cottage near the town of Paschendale.

So all of that to say 1.
 
mtmccox said:
One is changing the bulb. Two others are trying to learn how the bulb shines and duplicate it. One says there is no need for the three wires, because old wire is back. The other 4 ones are bitching about how classic bulbs were better and they miss them. They argue with three other who claim new bulbs are the best. And few say no matter how the bulb is shining, they will go watch it. 2 are sad because the bulb never shined in their country. 3 have seen bulb more than 20 times.

And there is one guy doing a poll about what is the longest bulb is.
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End poll... You win what you didnt come up with
With a post as funny as that why go on. That made me flactulate  :lol:
 
Crimson Idol said:
None, because if we change the lightbulbs there will be light, and then no one would have any reason to have a fear of the dark. That would confuse Maiden as to what to put in its place in the setlist and break their tour.
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^^ LOL
 
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