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Iron Maidenium

A base element of all heavy metals. It was first found Somewhere in Time at about 2 Minutes to Midnight, after a a group of Tailgunners commanded by Alexander the Great were attacked by The Trooper and The Phantom of the Opera and forced to Run to the Hills, knowing that they must Be Quick or Be Dead. This element has no half-life, remaining at the same strength until it becomes a Matter of Life and Death. Used in just about everything. Famous for its use in World War 2 when, English airmen went Aces High and defeated the Germans, who had as a result, The Number of the Beast on their neck and they had to run to a Brave New World. It is imported to Night Clubs around the World because of its use during the Dance of Death. Famous Killers used it to take a Piece of Mind from their victims. (An Iron Maidenium engineer named Eddie was turned into a zombie by overexposure to this element. Always use caution when handling, side effects sometimes include Fear of the Dark, and the Evil that Men Do is often attributed to misuse of the substance. Proper care will result in excellent vocals and harmonized guitar solos.)
 
From the Iron Maiden article:
Iron Maiden is a Christian heavy metal band from Great Britain. Originally formed by bassist and zealous protestant Steve Harris, they are influenced by Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit. Their mascot is Eddie, an immortal, decaying corpse used to get the attention of the youth, as well as to symbolize the eternal life ahead of those who worship God. They are one of the most successful Christian rock bands of all time, selling over 27 albums worldwide.
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A base element of all heavy metals. It was first found Somewhere in Time at about 2 Minutes to Midnight, after a a group of Tailgunners commanded by Alexander the Great were attacked by The Trooper andThe Phantom of the Opera and forced to Run to the Hills, knowing that they must Be Quick or Be Dead
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It's perfect now.
 
UpTheIrons said:
From the Iron Maiden article:
Iron Maiden is a Christian heavy metal band from Great Britain. Originally formed by bassist and zealous protestant Steve Harris, they are influenced by Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit. Their mascot is Eddie, an immortal, decaying corpse used to get the attention of the youth, as well as to symbolize the eternal life ahead of those who worship God. They are one of the most successful Christian rock bands of all time, selling over 27 albums worldwide
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I don't understand, you make it sound like someone was making that up for a joke. :huh:
 
Albie said:
I don't understand, you make it sound like someone was making that up for a joke. :huh:
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Yes but let's be serious, no way have Maiden sold over 27 albums, that's ridiculous!!
 
Novak Djokovic is an Eastern European professional tennis player. He is a disgrace. While he has had some on-court success, including three grand slams and many masters titles, he is rightfully hated by all quarters of decent tennis society. He lacks all trace of sportsmanship, he wears shockingly gaudy tennis apparel and he has an odd name. There is no place for the likes of him in the sport.
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:D
 
The one about Vladimir Putin used to be hilarious. Then somebody rewrote it and it became boring. And now it's deleted entirely.
 
The original author was probably Russian. The original author has been deleted.
 
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