Greatest Metal Video Ever. Hands. Down.

StrangerInAStrangeLand

Ancient Mariner
Here is the video for Immortal's Call Of The Wintermoon.

[a href=\'http://immortal.battlegrim.net/downloads/eng_call_of_the_wintermoon.shtml\' target=\'_blank\']http://immortal.battlegrim.net/downloads/eng_call_of_the_wintermoon.shtml ://http://immortal.battlegrim.net/down...ntermoon.shtml [/a]

But I must warn you. This video is NOT for those pussies who like power metal, Metallica, or Slipknot. This is only for the tr00 kvlt elite that follows the path of witch hats, black cloaks, nonstop fire-breathing, and "I sense danger" expressions.

Just to show you how serious I am, check out this animated .gif taken directly from the video:



[img src=\'http://www.thefriendsociety.com/bob/Immortal.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /]

[img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/metal.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /][img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/evil.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /] [img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /][img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /][img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /]
 

Onhell

Infinite Dreamer
well thanks to the gif I know I don't have to waste my time clicking on the links [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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Anonymous

Guest
I'd like it if you'd please explain the plot of that video? [!--emo&:p--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 

The_7th_Son

Ancient Mariner
That had me in stiches, the best bit however, is caught in that .gif right there [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 

StrangerInAStrangeLand

Ancient Mariner
[!--QuoteBegin-$yk0_H+May 23 2005, 12:14 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE($yk0_H @ May 23 2005, 12:14 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]I'd like it if you'd please explain the plot of that video? [!--emo&:p--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
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It cannot be described. But it's damned hilarious. I really hope they intended it to be a joke. [img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /] It's just an awful video, but in that way, it's the best video I've ever seen.

The song is far "better" than the ridiculous video.
 

syl

Ancient Mariner
[!--QuoteBegin-StrangerInAStrangeLand+May 24 2005, 04:29 AM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(StrangerInAStrangeLand @ May 24 2005, 04:29 AM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]It cannot be described. But it's damned hilarious. I really hope they intended it to be a joke. [img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /] It's just an awful video, but in that way, it's the best video I've ever seen.

The song is far "better" than the ridiculous video.
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I'm sure they intended it to be serious though they will pretend the contrary for the rest of their lives.


I had a look at their website and I was very surprised to find a good friend of mine in the photo gallery [!--emo&:blink:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/blink.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'blink.gif\' /][!--endemo--] . So unexpected.
 

The_7th_Son

Ancient Mariner
Its black metal, it must have been serious.

Who the f"ck wears a witch hat?? [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Some great ridiculous 'promos' as it should be called
are; Learn To Fly - Foo Fighters (i have mtv2), Smells Like Nirvana - Weird Al and so obviously Tenacious D - Tribute.

But with metal videos, theres a whole new kind of thing.

My Chemical Romance - Helena
Iron Maiden - Rainmaker (sorry, but really!!)
System Of A Down - Bring Your Own Bombs

im going to partee so bye bye.............
 

StrangerInAStrangeLand

Ancient Mariner
Hmm...that vid cuts out like 2 minutes of the song but that might be a good thing. I'm not sure how much more hilarity I could take. [img src=\'http://www.metal-rules.com/bb/images/smiles/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /] I really got a kick out of how Abbath was running at one point in the video for no apparent reason. God, it looks like the damn Blair Witch Project of sumfin.
 

The_7th_Son

Ancient Mariner
They're ALL running about for no reason!! [!--emo&:lol:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol[1].gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol[1].gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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Anonymous

Guest
A video even more ridiculous than Immortal's one is Manowar-Gloves of Metal.Fucking funny.
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Were have you guys been Haven't you seen Maiden's Video Holy Smoke. Come on now it is the best video ever [!--emo&:bow:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/bowdown.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'bowdown.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
The most f*cked up video in the world is definently The Cure's The Walk video... [!--emo&:blink:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/blink.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'blink.gif\' /][!--endemo--]

Judas Priest's Breakin' The Law video is one of my favs. [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--] (Pretty weird though)
 
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Anonymous

Guest
I think Breaking the Law was the first metal video to have a story instead of just being a performance vid.
 

The_7th_Son

Ancient Mariner
I think the Rhapsody - Unholy Warcry is quite hilarious.

Christopher Lee dressed as a king wearing a crown similar to a burger king paper hat. From now on he shall be known as: 'THE BURGER KING!'
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Hmmmm Call Of The Wintermoon Is Funny, Probably Cause I Dont Enjoy Black Metal....But I Dont Even Find Man0waR Or Rhapsody Videos Funny Because Im A Fan....Youd Think Id Laugh At Guys In Loincloths Killing Cavemen But I Dont lol
 

The_7th_Son

Ancient Mariner
I'm a HUGE rhapsody fan, but you have to love Luca Turilli's emotion on the Rain of A Thousand Flames video when the naked woman dies and he then proceeds to attack the blatantly CG fireball with his sword [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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Anonymous

Guest
You want a simply kick-ass video? Pantera- Revolution's My Name

That little kid in the beard just slays me [!--emo&:p--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]

but seriously, its an awsome video
 
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