Just came back from a bachorlawttet part y with some ov my best girlfirents and it was the best time I has in along time. Unforthely, my one friend was sick and mky other friend was getting over a hangover from the prvious night but me and the bride to be were drunk buddies and we got drunk on whisky. I just realized tonight that I have of the bst friends ever tonight.
There's this word, bfthf.
It is Drunko-European for 'cod, I'm wasted'. It derives from Proto-Drunko-European *I think I've had enough, perhaps from Sober-European (a mythological language of antediluvian lore) *I'll keep control tonight.