Don't know if you have heard about this site, but its is an interesting one. Its about ultra-condensed books.... well, check it for yourselves...
[a href=\'http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/\' target=\'_blank\']http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/[/a]
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Gandalf
Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.
Bilbo Baggins
It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
Elrond
Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
Boromir
Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
Frodo
No.
Boromir
What have I done? (dies)
THE END[/quote]
Also there is a moive-a-minute site
[a href=\'http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/\' target=\'_blank\']http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/[/a]
PATCH ADAMS
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Bob Gunton
Study medicine so you can help sick people.
Robin Williams
Medicine schmedicine. There's nothing a clown nose won't cure.
(TRAGEDY strikes.)
Robin Williams
I'm sad, but now that I've seen a butterfly I can put my sorrows behind me. (does something funny)
THE END[/quote]
Note: Maybe these sites are too wacky for the General Discussion area. In fact I was unsure to post it here or in the Madness forum... [!--emo&:unsure:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/unsure.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'unsure.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
[a href=\'http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/\' target=\'_blank\']http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/[/a]
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Gandalf
Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.
Bilbo Baggins
It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
Elrond
Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
Boromir
Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
Frodo
No.
Boromir
What have I done? (dies)
THE END[/quote]
Also there is a moive-a-minute site
[a href=\'http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/\' target=\'_blank\']http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/[/a]
PATCH ADAMS
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Bob Gunton
Study medicine so you can help sick people.
Robin Williams
Medicine schmedicine. There's nothing a clown nose won't cure.
(TRAGEDY strikes.)
Robin Williams
I'm sad, but now that I've seen a butterfly I can put my sorrows behind me. (does something funny)
THE END[/quote]
Note: Maybe these sites are too wacky for the General Discussion area. In fact I was unsure to post it here or in the Madness forum... [!--emo&:unsure:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/unsure.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'unsure.gif\' /][!--endemo--]