❤ Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread ❤

[LooseCannon]

A lion in the bedroom. See if you can tame me.

The lion is the national animal of England. Shouldn't you embody Scotland's national animal - the unicorn?

 

[Black Wizard]

The lion is the national animal of England. Shouldn't you embody Scotland's national animal - the unicorn?

Well the unicorn does have one thing in common with mine and several other Maidenfans' sex lives: they're both mythical.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Well the unicorn does have one thing in common with mine and several other Maidenfans' sex lives: they're both mythical.

Came here for bants not the cold hard truth

 

[Black Wizard]

Came here for bants not the cold hard truth

It is what it is.

 

[Saphrax]

Don’t date if you’re already married — that’s frowned upon in most parts of the world.

 

[giratina]

I am a 24 years old virgin, I am a failure from an evolutionary point of view.

 

[LooseCannon]

Don’t date if you’re already married — that’s frowned upon in most parts of the world.

And if it's accepted, hello King of Swaziland, didn't know you were into Maiden!

 

[Saphrax]

I am a 24 years old virgin, I am a failure from an evolutionary point of view.

I get this is a joke thread and I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but most males’ dating prime years start to peak around age 30-35 not at 18-24.

If you’re having trouble at age 24, best advice
I can give is: exercise, eat right, get enough sleep, figure out how to dress well (not expensively necessarily), practice socializing with people in general (IRL) and work toward your own career/education goals. Better to set yourself up for success at 30 than consider it hopeless at 24.

 

[The Flash]

The Flash: Don't call him an Arab. Also, if he asks for a fez before the coitus, clarify whether he means the headgear or the contraceptive.

If I ever ask for a fez before coitus, take me to the nearest hospital with the complaint of a mental breakdown.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

If I ever ask for a fez before coitus, take me to the nearest hospital with the complaint of a mental breakdown.

What would be the major cause of the breakdown? The fez or the coitus with Judas? The fez is a pretty cool hat, to be fair.

 

[Magnus]

The lion is the national animal of England. Shouldn't you embody Scotland's national animal - the unicorn?

 

[Magnus]

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Never missed a date, always on time, good cummunication skills, a real team player...

That was a genuine typo!

Sorry about that. Quite rude.

 

[LooseCannon]

run upgrade_cwbl.exe
install -spellcheck
execute

 

[Brigantium]

I am a 24 years old virgin, I am a failure from an evolutionary point of view.

Lots and lots of time to contribute to the gene pool, if you really want to.

Beat me to it.

And if it's accepted, hello King of Swaziland, didn't know you were into Maiden!

When the King of Swaziland was at school, he fancied one of the staff and she was having none of it. They had to get her out of the country real fast.

 

[LooseCannon]

When the King of Swaziland was at school, he fancied one of the staff and she was having none of it. They had to get her out of the country real fast.

I recall reading of this story.

 

[Saapanael]

 

[Brigantium]

I keep getting dating ads here too, and the only dating-relating stuff I ever read is on Maidenfans. Look what you've done!

 

[Black Wizard]

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[Night Prowler]

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