Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Night Prowler, Nov 28, 2018.

  1. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide ...quite like the Jack of Hearts...

    Oh man, I accidentaly read only the first half of that sentence...
  2. Saapanael

    Saapanael "Get a life, punk!"

    I don't have Instagram nor Snapchat, and she is also in a relationship, ffs.
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  3. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    My condolences. Also, make an Instagram account, it's good for business.

    Snapchat is shite, though.
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  4. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    Oh I don't know. If you enjoy giving yourself a puppy dog nose and ears, and making your eyes huge, it's great.
  5. Saapanael

    Saapanael "Get a life, punk!"

    My band has an Instagram. I log in occasionally but don't care for having a personal account. As for her, she was definitely being flirtatious and I'll keep her in mind, but won't obsess about it as long as there is a BF to deal with.
  6. Collin

    Collin Tool Aficionado

    I offer my condolences too.

    Instagram is pretty cool. You could probably find some female Maiden fans on there. I did. Most of them live in Europe though, so that’s out. Snapchat would be good to get when you get a girlfriend.
  7. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

  8. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    'Deal with' sounds almost Mafia. In the same league as 'take care of'.
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  9. Saapanael

    Saapanael "Get a life, punk!"

  10. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide ...quite like the Jack of Hearts...

    Okay, this was necessary:

    "Ni**as that take no for an answer get told no
    Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like 'No! No! No!!!'"

    - Dating advice from Sticky Fingaz

    "If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I'ma make it look sexy"
    - Dating advice from Kendrick Lamar

    "A girl ask me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye"
    - Dating advice from Big L

    "And before I get the butt the jim must be erect"
    - Dating advice from A Tribe Called Quest

    "I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass 'butt what'"
    - Dating advice from Lil Wayne

    "She said "I never want to make you mad
    I just want to make you proud"
    I said "Baby just make me cum
    Then don't make no sound""

    - Some more dating advice from Lil Wayne

    "Most of these ni**as think they be mackin' but they be actin'
    Who they attractin' with that line, 'What's your name what's your sign?'
    Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
    And ask what your interests are, who you be with
    Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial"

    - Dating advice from Biggie Smalls

    "Hit you with a dick, make your kidney shift [...]
    The next batter, here to shatter your bladder"

    - Some more dating advice from Biggie Smalls

    "Thinkin' they can play me like a field trip
    That's why I slugged my honey dip
    Cause that's more than I can stand and I'm the man who sets it right again
    Bust they in the lip and the bitch will never bite again"

    - Dating advice from Del the Funky Homosapien

    "Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
    I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?"

    - Dating advice from Kanye

    "Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock"
    - Dating advice from Lloyd

    "Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
    Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk,
    Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
    Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
    Next time, there will be no next time
    I apologize even though I know it's lies
    I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
    If she ever tries to fucking leave again
    I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire"

    - Dating advice from Eminem

    "You outta gas, do you got a flat?
    I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
    I got your back, why don't you put your laundry basket in the back?
    And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a trap
    You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap
    In broad day, no masks for this attack
    I heard them say exact opposites attract
    If that's fact it'll take task force to get you back
    Yeah baby do that dance
    It's the last dance
    You'll ever get the chance to do
    Girl shake that ass
    You ain't never gonna break that glass
    The windshield's too strong for you"

    - Some more dating advice from Eminem
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  11. Judas, why am I reading this?
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  12. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide ...quite like the Jack of Hearts...

    Dunno, do you have trouble getting chicks?
  13. Just thought you could give some more pleasant advice...
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  14. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Do you have dating advice from Sabaton?
  15. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Probably the first thing they notice in a person is what they’re wearing. If it ain’t a tank top, it ain’t worth it.
  16. Lampwick 43

    Lampwick 43 Barstool Warrior

    "Fight! Kill! Fuck! Eat!"
    -Dating advice from Blaze Bayley.
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  17. Niall Kielt

    Niall Kielt Pulled Her At The Bottle Top

    "KILL! FUCK!! DIE!!!"

    Sage advice from Kat Slater, sorry, Blackie Lawless.
  18. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide ...quite like the Jack of Hearts...

    Guys, keep it in good taste please.


    Face down ass up - that’s the way we like to fuck“
    - Dating advice from 2 Live Crew

  19. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

    - Dating advice from The Bloodhound Gang
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  20. This thread used to have a certain charm to it. You've really lowered the tone, Judas! :nonono:

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