Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Night Prowler, Nov 28, 2018.

  1. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    There you go. Ask away!
     
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  2. Collin

    Collin the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers IV

    When one MaidenFan likes another MaidenFan do MaidenFan babies get made?
     
  3. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    No, but the forum becomes a battlefield when things take a sour turn.
     
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  4. Magnus

    Magnus Ancient Mariner

    #IBlameRod
     
  5. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide Call me Deacon Blues

    Well, I really like Mosh and Flash and Saap and Cried... and now I have a baby on the way. The causality is up for you to decide, though.
     
  6. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    It's Saap's for sure.
     
  7. Collin

    Collin the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers IV

    I would have guessed Cried.

    Someone call Maury Povich!
     
  8. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    We need Jeremy Kyle for this shit.
     
  9. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Version 4.1.3

    I think you're both misunderstanding what Judas is saying there. There was moshing, flashing, saaping (*nudge nudge wink wink*), & then some crying... that's the order those things happened in. The result was pregnancy.
     
  10. Magnus

    Magnus Ancient Mariner

    Dating Advice
    For MaidenFans Thread:
    Think twice.
    Don't be sad.
     
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  11. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide Call me Deacon Blues

    Dating advice - So You Are Dating a MaidenFan, Huh?

    Perun: Don't make fun of the Silbo Gomero language. Also, don't ask what the leather coat and the cap with the eagle is for.
    Mosh: Praise Ghost and ignore the fact he compares them with fuckin Alice Cooper.
    The Flash: Don't call him an Arab. Also, if he asks for a fez before the coitus, clarify whether he means the headgear or the contraceptive.
    Foro: Don't mention Israel. Or Jews. Or pretty much anything, really.
    SMX: Don't be an idiot.
    Night Prowler: Don't confuse the former Yugoslavia countries. Also, try to learn to like Iced Earth. And Barlow.
    Ariana: Don't slip off handcuffs along with the skin and don't molest your seven year old niece. Pretend you know King and Alter Bridge.
    Detective Beauregard: Don't confuse him with Mr Knickerbocker
    Mr Knickerbocker:
    Don't confuse him with Detective Beauregard
    Cried:
    Bring him haggis.
    Black Wizard
    : Bring him haggis.
    Niall: Bring him whiskey.
    Brigs: Buy her a pony.
    No 5: Leave your knickers somewhere in the open.
    Saap: Have boyfriend on your own and tolerate his quiet stalking.
    Diesel: Get him Ritalin and yourself Valium. Don't confuse the two.
    Magnus: Don't make fun of buggery. 'Sno laughin' matter.
    Judas: ...nah, don't date him. Don't you see he's a dick?
     
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2018
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  12. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    FTFY

    Moving the discussion to this thread:

    I didn't know what to say either at first and currently I'm just saying "Sup" every time. Works mostly. Later I just ask normal stuff and then go from there.
     
  13. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    :mad::nonono:
     
  14. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    :applause:
     
  15. Magnus

    Magnus Ancient Mariner

    :lol:
     
  16. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Operations666: Don't mention Satan, Baphomet or anything related to the devil in any way.
    Black Wizard: Be a Dutch female and sing metal.
    CriedWhenBrucieLeft: Be Buckethead.
     
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  17. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    :ok:
     
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  18. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    You should take a summer break at Foro's and work something out.
     
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  19. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Can Bucket date his twin, though?
     
  20. Mosh

    Mosh The years just pass like trains Staff Member

    That never works for me. I feel like if I want a response I have to say something clever or comment on something in their profile.
     

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