CHEESEVIVÖR: The Book of Metal: ALL HAIL VICTORIUS!
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Gotta be Masterplan, that's one cheesy chorus. It's not the finest example of cheese we've seen yet, but certainly up there.
As for the battle of the beasts, I was a little iffy on Virgin Steele, worried they'd lost their touch. Then I got to that keyboard solo. Ye cheese gods. Might be the single biggest piece of Gouda we've seen yet.
As for the battle of the beasts, I was a little iffy on Virgin Steele, worried they'd lost their touch. Then I got to that keyboard solo. Ye cheese gods. Might be the single biggest piece of Gouda we've seen yet.
Monster.Will update when I'm back from my holiday, sorry.
If it ripens during that time, all is good.
VOLUME I, Chapter 43 :UNBREAKABLE BATTALION BATTLE 5: Omen vs Thobbe Englund
Omen - Warning of Danger
Do what you want but think about the omen, a vishn in your mind will lead your way, doo-dee-doo-dee
Thobbe Englund - I Am
Questions to not ask Thobbe Englund:
1. Who runs the world?
2. What will happen when we run out of oil?
3. Who are you?
VOLUME I, Chapter 44 :UNBREAKABLE BATTALION BATTLE 5: Rhapsody vs Claymorean
Rhapsody - Dawn of Victory
It would be a bit cocky for Luca Turilli and his warriors to claim they are at the dawn of victory just yet, the fight in the Unbreakable Battalion is still fully open.
Claymorean - Glory is Calling Me
Remember this is from the time when the band was just called "Claymore". I'm also wondering if this song was the victim of a "True Metal Lyrics" generator. And if no such thing exists, it is something the world needs.
Do what you want but think about the omen, a vishn in your mind will lead your way, doo-dee-doo-dee
Questions to not ask Thobbe Englund:
1. Who runs the world?
2. What will happen when we run out of oil?
3. Who are you?
VOLUME I, Chapter 44 :UNBREAKABLE BATTALION BATTLE 5: Rhapsody vs Claymorean
It would be a bit cocky for Luca Turilli and his warriors to claim they are at the dawn of victory just yet, the fight in the Unbreakable Battalion is still fully open.
Remember this is from the time when the band was just called "Claymore". I'm also wondering if this song was the victim of a "True Metal Lyrics" generator. And if no such thing exists, it is something the world needs.
My inner seven-year-old metal fan approves of Omen. I'm not the mountain, the river, snow, desert, gold, moonlight, wolf, the spider, and definitely not your mother, father or soul. Sorry, Thobbe, I just got bored with that.
Rhapsody are utilising classic speed cheese formula here, but Claymorean's excessive LOTRsy-heroism-meets-Nightwish has to claim victory here.
Rhapsody are utilising classic speed cheese formula here, but Claymorean's excessive LOTRsy-heroism-meets-Nightwish has to claim victory here.
I think Omen goes over Thobbe - but it's a battle of forgettable songs. The second battle, however.
After two listens, I believe that Claymorean is the superior cheese, though this is one of the hardest of all battles.
After two listens, I believe that Claymorean is the superior cheese, though this is one of the hardest of all battles.
MrKnickerbocker
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I've got to give it to Thobbe in the first match for being both more boring and lamer.
Second match is tough, both use so many cheese tactic, but in the end I think Claymorean ups the gouda with the lyrics, ludicrous different soundscapes, and somehow managing to be more musically engaging.
Second match is tough, both use so many cheese tactic, but in the end I think Claymorean ups the gouda with the lyrics, ludicrous different soundscapes, and somehow managing to be more musically engaging.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?
Apart from that maggoty stuff. I don't care how much of a delicacy it is, there's no way I'm eating maggoty cheese.