His name struck fear into hearts of men
Ottawa (pp) - Reports are coming in from the Canadian capital of drinking excesses paired with the playing of music of the heavy metal variety. Denizens are asked to stay indoors to protect themselves from the heavy partying emitting from a @LooseCannon celebrating its birthday today. Meanwhile, in Europe the first collaborator has been heard wishing HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOOSECANNON! We will keep you updated with further developments. Be safe and good luck.