❤ Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread ❤

[Night Prowler]

Now, let's go back to this thread's normal purpose, making fun of NP's chronic inability to ask make out with that one particular girl.

FTFY

 

[Saapanael]

If your favourite album is Cannibal Corpse’s Butchered at Birth and you’re on a date and she asks what kind of music you like, what do you do?

 

[Diesel 11]

If your favourite album is Cannibal Corpse’s Butchered at Birth and you’re on a date and she asks what kind of music you like, what do you do?

Be honest.

 

[Saapanael]

Him: “Addicted to Vaginal Skin is pretty great but it ain’t no Meat Hook Sodomy”.
Her: “Oh, I totally get you. My previous boyfriend was all about Post Mortal Ejaculation.”
Him: “umm…”

 

[MindRuler]

Honesty is the only way in every aspect of life.
This means the virtual life too.

 

[Saapanael]

There’s a girl in the defence forces who is so cute. Her eyes and smile make my heart melt.

 

[Brigantium]

That could be the flame thrower

 

[chaosapiant]

There’s a girl in the defence forces who is so cute. Her eyes and smile make my heart melt.

Go tell her a compliment like “dear sir or madam, your facial configuration pleases me!”

 

[Jer]

There’s a girl in the defence forces who is so cute. Her eyes and smile make my heart melt.

That could be the flame thrower

No remedy so be afraid
It's cutting deep just like the razor blade
No escape, you're in a spell
Don't you believe you stand a chance in hell

You're on the run from the stun of the flame thrower

 

[Saapanael]

Go tell her a compliment like “dear sir or madam, your facial configuration pleases me!”

She ain’t no sir so that wouldn’t do. “Facial configuration” has a ring to it, though.

No remedy so be afraid
It's cutting deep just like the razor blade
No escape, you're in a spell
Don't you believe you stand a chance in hell

You're on the run from the stun of the flame thrower

I thought those were lyrics from a love song but the last line gave away that it’s a product from the Judas Priest cheese factory.

 

[MindRuler]

She might be into Priest, you never know.
Better not present her a jawbreaker yet though...
Or you´ve got another coming and then some heads are gonna roll when the night comes down.

 

[Saapanael]

There’s a girl in the defence forces who is so cute. Her eyes and smile make my heart melt.

I’ve become totally infatuated with her. In two-three weeks’ time, when my service ends, I’ll surely miss her. I wish I knew her better - only exchanged a few words with her over the year. At the end of the day, it’s probably just a stupid crush anyway. Still, it’s incredible how much a person’s presence can affect you.

 

[Midnight]

I wish I knew her better - only exchanged a few words with her over the year.

You do still have two to three weeks.

 

[MindRuler]

Go for it, Saap.
You might regret it afterwards.

 

[Brigantium]

You ain't got much to lose if it goes wrong

 

[Diesel 11]

Go for it, Saap.
You might regret it afterwards.

What a double-edged sword this is. “You should do it!!! You’ll feel like shit though.”

I say go for it because even if she’s not interested you weren’t going to see her again anyway. Strike up a conversation and see where it leads.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

She might be into Priest, you never know.
Better not present her a jawbreaker yet though...
Or you´ve got another coming and then some heads are gonna roll when the night comes down.

Just make sure not to piss her off or she'll come back later, screaming for vengeance.

 

[MindRuler]

What a double-edged sword this is. “You should do it!!! You’ll feel like shit though.”

I say go for it because even if she’s not interested you weren’t going to see her again anyway. Strike up a conversation and see where it leads.

Yup, that´s why he might regret it if he didn´t talk to her. Then he´d never know.

 

[Diesel 11]

Yup, that´s why he might regret it if he didn´t talk to her. Then he´d never know.

Oh I read your post wrong then. I thought you meant he’d regret talking to her lol.

 

[MindRuler]

Oh I read your post wrong then. I thought you meant he’d regret talking to her lol.

No probs.