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  1. Kynisk Sokol

    Happy birthday pooch torcher! <3

    Hope you get all the gifts/gasoline/guttural slam you wanted for Christmas.
  2. Kynisk Sokol

    Parents of the Year

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289331,00.html http://www.rgj.com/blogs/crime/2007/06/starving-children-and-their-parents.html Proof that birthgiving should be licensed.
  3. Kynisk Sokol

    Kids! Eat your veggies now!

    As the title of the topic goes, you must all obey ParanoiDave. This really goes to prove that the junk food diet of the poorest people is to do with their low intelligence and not to do with their income. http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,2124226,00.html Bleh. OMFGPLAGARISM
  4. Kynisk Sokol

    hevy medal is 4 smrt ppl

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/main.jhtml?xml=/connected/2007/03/21/nmetal21.xml I can't decide whether my reaction should be shaking my head in dismay or laughing in a raucous and uncontrollable manner.
  5. Kynisk Sokol

    Tom Hunting rejoins Exodus

    EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt has issued the following update: "I'd like to take a moment here and welcome back Tom Hunting to EXODUS' drum throne. It was always understood that when and if Tom was ever ready to resume his drumming duties for the band, his seat would be waiting. Paul [Bostaph]...
  6. Kynisk Sokol

    Humanism

    Humanism is death disguised as life. When you are a humanist, you think only of humans. You see the world as existing only for human consumption. It is more important to save every life than to produce better beings, in your view. You think any death is a tragedy. This sort of thinking is...
  7. Kynisk Sokol

    The Unabomber's Manifesto

    Maybe you are bored this evening, so I decided to provide you with some reading because I'm such a nice guy. The Unabomber's Manifesto.
  8. Kynisk Sokol

    Trolling

    Almost a joke among most people now, discussion via computers was once limited to a relatively select group of those who could make it into universities or tech firms, or acquire the technical knowledge to call up bulletin board systems, and thus gain access to the simple software required to...
  9. Kynisk Sokol

    Radio Nihil - Philisophical metal radio

    == RADIO NIHIL == Welcome to Radio Nihil - the only radio show on the Internet that brings you the perfect mix of important news, philosophical nihilism and quality music. We believe that radio should communicate meaningful ideas with its listeners, and therefore our shows are built around the...
  10. Kynisk Sokol

    On the concept of hard work

    After reading this comic (contains extreme graphic violence), it made me wonder why people say we're lazier than ever. Now, I'm not the human race's most willing advocate (or technology's, since I dislike webcams, iPods, mobile phones and so forth), but does the fact that a lot of people are...
  11. Kynisk Sokol

    Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Naughty MySpace kids.

    BLABBERMOUTH.NET - NAILWOUNDS Singer Charged For Sex With Girl He Met On MySpace.com - Jan. 22, 2007 Eric Litke of The Sheboygan Press reports: The 20-year-old lead singer of a Milwaukee-area metal band was charged Friday (Jan. 19) with felony sexual assault for allegedly having sex with a...
  12. Kynisk Sokol

    Metal that is not moronic

    "I like metal music. However, most metal music is brick stupid. I wanted to put together a list of intelligent metal music for people who are not familiar with the genre, so they aren't left thinking the entire group is as dumb as, say, Pantera. 1. Slayer - South of Heaven: one of the first...
  13. Kynisk Sokol

    Ribspreader

    Excellent old-style Swedish death metal in the vein of Grave, Necrophobic and Unleashed. Check out some tracks from their ultra-trendy MySpace page here.
  14. Kynisk Sokol

    An interesting scenario...

    When out on a walk today, a somewhat strange concept festered its way into my mind for reasons unknown. If hypothetically the entire human race's sexual desires were killed off somehow, would this world be a better place? Think about it: -Abortion would be extinct. You wouldn't have unwanted...
  15. Kynisk Sokol

    Maidenfans Users' Choice Awards

    Well, since the year has rolled its slovenly carcass to the end of the calendar, let's have a little award ceremony (no, not that kind of ceremony, thank you very much) to celebrate. Best regular member: Perun Best new member (joined in this year): Natalie Best thread: "Let's Get 100,000...
  16. Kynisk Sokol

    Another nail in the coffin of the human race.

    http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1163031483234R131 OK 2 use SMS lingo in exams November 09 2006 at 02:22AM Wellington - New Zealand high school students will be allowed to use text-speak - the second language teenagers have developed for cellphone messages -...
  17. Kynisk Sokol

    Is metal music bad for you?

    I'd say, yes it is. Metal music is bad for you just by virtue of being anti-intellectual, monotonous drivel for bored middle-class children and the lower end of the economic spectrum. The ubiquitous repetitive hammering in metal riffs (000000000000), simple harmonic phrases and downright...
  18. Kynisk Sokol

    Happy birthday Still Life.

    Even though you haven't posted in a while and I never talked to you personally, I wish you a happy 18th birthday. :hbd:
  19. Kynisk Sokol

    Eucharist

    Here's an excellent melodic death metal band I thought some of you might be interested in. For fans of Dark Tranquillity and the likes. http://www.artnoir-productions.com/eucharist/
  20. Kynisk Sokol

    Arterial Hemorrhage

    Here's a one man band from Newgrounds, this is how he describes it: "It's a mix of death metal, grind, metalcore, hardcore, deathcore and mathcore. I like to call it...'millcore'. Arterial Hemorrhage is officially the first millcore band EVER, and is soon to be the band holding claim to the...
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