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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I think I figured it out as well:

Spoiler: possible answer

House 1: YELLOW NORWEGIAN WATER DUNHILL CATS
House 2: BLUE DANISH TEA BLEND HORSES
House 3: RED BRITISH MILK PALL MALL BIRDS
House 4: GREEN GERMAN COFFEE PRINCE FISH
House 5: WHITE SWEDISH BEER BLUE MASTER DOGS

It's the german who keeps fish.

@Dr. Eddies Wingman, is this correct?

It is correct! @Perun - I presume this is the same solution you found?

If the two of you would like a slightly bigger challenge, start from scratch but let the white and green houses swap places in hint #4.

 

[Edington]

Ditto. 2spooky4me

This was about the ads btw, I'm too dim to get the brain teaser.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Same for me with the ads. And just a day or two after I was mentioning (gloating) that I dont get ads.....Be careful, folks, we are being watched.

 

[Perun]

It is correct! @Perun - I presume this is the same solution you found?

If the two of you would like a slightly bigger challenge, start from scratch but let the white and green houses swap places in hint #4.

Yes, this is exactly what I got as well.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Yes, this is exactly what I got as well.

 

[Brigantium]

I got to mention Maidenfans in a job interview today.

 

[Night Prowler]

How? Why?

 

[Brigantium]

Because it turned out that moderating a forum was part of the job.

 

[Night Prowler]

Do we get Jon to write you a reference later?

 

[Black Wizard]

They'll come have a look now. Hello potential employers of Brigantium!

 

[Night Prowler]

I only have one inspiration in my life. It's Brigantium. Her dedication to moderation is unparalleled, and I've been online for like 15 years. If you could have a life moderator, I'd let her moderate my life, she's that qualified.

 

[Brigantium]

LOL

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

House 3 is British. Adrian is British and likes fishing, so House 3 must keep the fish.

Fishing vs keeping fish as pets:

 

[Black Wizard]

Brigantium is punctual, well-organized and a good team player.

 

[Ariana]

Her only weakness is that she's a perfectionist.

 

[Brigantium]

I'm also a cat.

 

[LooseCannon]

Because it turned out that moderating a forum was part of the job.

If they legit want references, happy to do so.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I'm also a cat.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

New Robin of Sherwood audio is here!

 

[Brigantium]

Nothing's ever forgotten.