Your impending doom, Judas Priest style

Whose hands would you rather die at?

  • The Devil's Child

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Tyrant

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • The sinner

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Dissident Aggressor

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Invader

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Killing Machine

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • The Grinder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Hellion

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Devil's Child

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • The Sentinel

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • The Painkiller

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • The Hell Patrol

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A night crawler

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • A blacksmith *

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Jugulator

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Abductors

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bloodsuckers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Four Horsemen

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Total voters
    12

Dr. Eddies Wingman

Brighter than thousand_suns
You are gonna die, no doubt about that, but who would you rather have doing it? Inspired by this SMX poll.

The Ripper: Well, if you are walking a dark London street he might surprise ya. Never turn your back on The Ripper!
Tyrant: Tyrants have a tendency to kill people, don't they? Especially people who get in their way.
The Sinner: He's near, sensing the fear.
Dissident Aggressor: He's stabbing and bawling, and you might be his next victim.
Invader: Invasions are dangerous.
Killing Machine: He's got a contract on you.
The Grinder: It's looking for meat, watch out.
The Hellion: It is screaming for vengeance, make sure you don't get in its way!
The Devil's Child: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
The Sentinel: It throws knives in all directions, sounds pretty deadly to me.
The Painkiller: He's blasting bolts of steel, and just have a look at the wheels of his motorcycle.
The Hell Patrol: They're ripping out hearts, most people don't survive getting their hearts ripped out.
The Night Crawler: Beware the beast in black!
A blacksmith: He can crush you between the hammer and the anvil!
The Jugulator: It looks pretty dangerous, doesn't it?
Abductors: They'll probably do lots of unpleasant stuff to you before they kill you ...
Bloodsuckers: If they are big, they will drain all your blood. If they are small, they are mosquitoes and will probably give you a nasty infectious disease.
The Four Horsemen: Duh, one of them is evennamed Death.


I need some time to think about what my pick will be.
 
Hahahahahaha. This is rich.

I'm having a hard time choosing between The Sinner and The Devil's Child. There's no way in hell I'd pick The Sentinel, a blacksmith, Bloodsuckers, The Ripper or a Tyrant...

I'll go with Devil's Child. I believe your the devil's child.
 
I'd rather face the Dissident Aggressor. If I was subjected to that opening scream in real life, I'd probably die instantly, before any stabbing could take place.

On the other hand, if the blacksmith was playing Painkiller in his workshop, that would be my choice.
 
It's that damned mariner. The people who will choose the other options will fly on sad wings of destiny.

:halo:
 
Obvious. I want death to come in an instant as I hoped it would, my soul ascending to heaven while it feasts on my flesh and blood.

Night Crawler!
 
The Devil's Child for me, hoping she's Eve with an apple  ;)

Eddies Wingman said:
You are gonna die, no doubt about that, but who would you rather have doing it? Inspired by this SMX poll.

He he is was the best silly poll so far, and SMX's choice a classical LOL moment

SinisterMinisterX said:
I'm choosing The Educated Fool. I don't want to be killed by some idiot.

:yey:
 
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