You know you're WAYYYY to much of a Maiden fan when....

[Travis The Dragon]

You have a Maiden shirt for every day of the week-1 more and I'll be guilty
You wish you could run other bands through a machine and have it change the vocals to Bruce's voice-guilty
You do like a deadhead and follow Maiden to every show on their tour
You listen to NOTHING but Maiden. NO other bands but them.
You wish you had underwear like this:

You spend $300 or more for a concert ticket
You would spend that much for a ticket even if they just performed 1 song and left
You spend WAY too much time on this forum-guilty

I'll add others when I think of them and look forward to anything that you all have to add.

 

[valacirca]

Hm. What if you name your kids Eddie and Charlotte?

I once suggested this to my wife (albeit just a joke) and after discovering that they're names for a zombie and a harlot, she gave me that look

 

[Mosh]

when the iron maiden forum you go on strangely turns into a Dokken forum

 

[Moonchild33]

Wasn't this a game on the Rush forum?

 

[Suicidehummer]

... you're a Blaze fan.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

You think EVERY Maiden song is super amazing just because it's Maiden.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

When you start supporting West Ham just because Steve Harris does so.

 

[The Mid-Distance Runner]

When you use the Iron Maiden font when signing your name for your licence and your passport.

 

[Mega]

I thought once about changing my name to Adrian j. Murray.

 

[Black Thunder]

When you go to toilet 8 times a day.

 

[Onhell]

when the iron maiden forum you go on strangely turns into a Dokken forum

Wait, so this ISN'T the Dokken forum?

 

[Deano]

... you're a Blaze fan.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

When you go to toilet 8 times a day.

 

[Yax]

You know it when you post too much in this thread.

 

[bearfan]

When you start supporting West Ham just because Steve Harris does so.

When you watch soccer because Steve Harris does

 

[snake plissken]

Astraeus is the only air line you'll use.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

You absolutely hate Star Trek, but you still watch it because of the new album title.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Better duck;ban hammers sometimes swing on their own at Star Trek haters. *down, boy* 

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I'm not a Star Trek hater myself.

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When you display it in your signature in orange glow.

 

[Wästed The Great]

When you are in Olde England, and the King wants to put you in the Iron Maiden and you think its cool excellent.