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Welcome to the Ultimate Guide To Newbie Law
How To Survive
This is what all the mods, monkey and fellow members keep uttering out.
Maybe people will understand.
First of all, and this is an OMG huge point.
[span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'][span style=\'color:red\']SPELLING[/span][/span]
I come on these boards on average once a day, and it doesnt help my life to see posts like this:
[!--QuoteBegin-Two Minutes To Midnight (Ain't It Nice To See Your Name Spelt Right?+--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Two Minutes To Midnight (Ain't It Nice To See Your Name Spelt Right?)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]powerslve. its such a brillent album and the first 4 tracks are amazing
rime of the acianet marainr is cool to. its long but it doest get boring [/quote]
If you can spell properly, you are seen as an intelligent individual.
How people think this person from Orpington in Kent(This is how it's spelt on your roadmap!) has a mental age above -17.
Approximately 0.
Spell and you can't go wrong.
Secondly:
[span style=\'colorurple\'][span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PISS OFF MAVERICK!!![/span][/span]
It's not funny, it's not clever. It makes you look like a twat.
Cos Maverick is sooooo unbelivably clever, he hasnt made a comeback in over 0.354 seconds to an insult from a newbie.
So really, if you wanna piss him off. Find a nice coffin. With air conditioning. [!--emo&--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/smile.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'smile.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
Thirdly:
[span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'][span style=\'color:green\']Don't make a thread indicating your arrival on the boards[/span][/span]
Really, ya look like an idiot.
Fourth:
The nicest people on this board are:
Perun,
Charlotte,
IronDuke,
LooseCannon,
Dogigniter,
The_7th_Son
(List will be updating, pending death threats)
Stay with them, not against them. Cos everyone likes them and if you're against them. Youre against everyone.
Fifth:
Don't break or try and bend the rules.
Its just stupid.
Sixth:
If you have an argument with another member: PM them about it. Don't post.
I myself learnt that the hard way.
Also when you post, don't be childish about it, resolve the situation in an adult fashion.
Not like this:
Personal Message
thegodthatish whooo, Yesterday, 11:35 PM
Whooo check out your attitude. Is it a Devon thing. Southern softie
And as I said, don't post it on the board:
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]thegodthatish Yesterday, 11:43 PM Post #24
[!--QuoteBegin-(Pineapple Hunter @ Oct 28 2005+ 10:28 PM)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE((Pineapple Hunter @ Oct 28 2005 @ 10:28 PM))[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]
Eternal H, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who biddest the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to H,
For those in peril on the sea!
O H! Whose voice the waters heard
And hushed their raging at Thy Word,
Who walked on the foaming deep,
And calm amidst its rage didst sleep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!
Most Holy H! Who didst brood
Upon the chaos dark and rude,
And bid its angry tumult cease,
And give, for wild confusion, peace;
Oh, hear us when we cry to H,
For those in peril on the sea!
O H of love and power!
Our family shield in danger’s hour;
From rock and tempest, fire and foe,
Protect us wheresoever we go;
Thus evermore shall rise to H
Glad hymns of praise from land and sea.
Its my favourite hymn.
[/quote]
I really dont care [/quote]
and then
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]thegodthatish Yesterday, 11:48 PM Post #25
devon div [/quote]
EDIT:
Seventh:
I have shown a typical newbie post below charlottes post.
Whats wrong with it?
It has [span style=\'font-size:11pt;line-height:100%\']NO[/span] words.
DON'T MAKE SINGLE EMOTICON POSTS OR SOMETHING SIMILAR LIKE:
'LOL'
or
'Funny.'
How To Survive
This is what all the mods, monkey and fellow members keep uttering out.
Maybe people will understand.
First of all, and this is an OMG huge point.
[span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'][span style=\'color:red\']SPELLING[/span][/span]
I come on these boards on average once a day, and it doesnt help my life to see posts like this:
[!--QuoteBegin-Two Minutes To Midnight (Ain't It Nice To See Your Name Spelt Right?+--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Two Minutes To Midnight (Ain't It Nice To See Your Name Spelt Right?)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]powerslve. its such a brillent album and the first 4 tracks are amazing
rime of the acianet marainr is cool to. its long but it doest get boring [/quote]
If you can spell properly, you are seen as an intelligent individual.
How people think this person from Orpington in Kent(This is how it's spelt on your roadmap!) has a mental age above -17.
Approximately 0.
Spell and you can't go wrong.
Secondly:
[span style=\'colorurple\'][span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PISS OFF MAVERICK!!![/span][/span]
It's not funny, it's not clever. It makes you look like a twat.
Cos Maverick is sooooo unbelivably clever, he hasnt made a comeback in over 0.354 seconds to an insult from a newbie.
So really, if you wanna piss him off. Find a nice coffin. With air conditioning. [!--emo&--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/smile.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'smile.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
Thirdly:
[span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'][span style=\'color:green\']Don't make a thread indicating your arrival on the boards[/span][/span]
Really, ya look like an idiot.
Fourth:
The nicest people on this board are:
Perun,
Charlotte,
IronDuke,
LooseCannon,
Dogigniter,
The_7th_Son
(List will be updating, pending death threats)
Stay with them, not against them. Cos everyone likes them and if you're against them. Youre against everyone.
Fifth:
Don't break or try and bend the rules.
Its just stupid.
Sixth:
If you have an argument with another member: PM them about it. Don't post.
I myself learnt that the hard way.
Also when you post, don't be childish about it, resolve the situation in an adult fashion.
Not like this:
Personal Message
thegodthatish whooo, Yesterday, 11:35 PM
Whooo check out your attitude. Is it a Devon thing. Southern softie
And as I said, don't post it on the board:
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]thegodthatish Yesterday, 11:43 PM Post #24
[!--QuoteBegin-(Pineapple Hunter @ Oct 28 2005+ 10:28 PM)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE((Pineapple Hunter @ Oct 28 2005 @ 10:28 PM))[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]
Eternal H, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who biddest the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to H,
For those in peril on the sea!
O H! Whose voice the waters heard
And hushed their raging at Thy Word,
Who walked on the foaming deep,
And calm amidst its rage didst sleep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!
Most Holy H! Who didst brood
Upon the chaos dark and rude,
And bid its angry tumult cease,
And give, for wild confusion, peace;
Oh, hear us when we cry to H,
For those in peril on the sea!
O H of love and power!
Our family shield in danger’s hour;
From rock and tempest, fire and foe,
Protect us wheresoever we go;
Thus evermore shall rise to H
Glad hymns of praise from land and sea.
Its my favourite hymn.
[/quote]
I really dont care [/quote]
and then
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]thegodthatish Yesterday, 11:48 PM Post #25
devon div [/quote]
EDIT:
Seventh:
I have shown a typical newbie post below charlottes post.
Whats wrong with it?
It has [span style=\'font-size:11pt;line-height:100%\']NO[/span] words.
DON'T MAKE SINGLE EMOTICON POSTS OR SOMETHING SIMILAR LIKE:
'LOL'
or
'Funny.'