chaosapiant
Ancient Marinade
True story, and funny. Yesterday at work around noon my wife calls me to see what i'm doing for lunch. We meet up and have big ass burritos. Since she recently became more interested in Motorhead after watching the "Lemmy" movie, she wanted to borrow their new CD, "The World is Yours." I let her borrow it. Four hours later, she calls me upset because she got a speeding ticket.
So, to recap: I gave my wife a Motorhead CD, and she, who normally drives at or under the speed limit, gets pulled over for going 12 miles over the speed limit, in a residential area. Fucking awesome! I was thrilled. She was not as thrilled.
So, to recap: I gave my wife a Motorhead CD, and she, who normally drives at or under the speed limit, gets pulled over for going 12 miles over the speed limit, in a residential area. Fucking awesome! I was thrilled. She was not as thrilled.