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'roll Over Vic Vella'

Discussion in 'Fear Of The Dark' started by gor, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. gor

    gor Ancient Mariner

    ROLL OVER VIC VELLA
    (Berry, Harris) 4.48

    1.
    VIC: …A WELL!

    STEVE: OH, YEAH?

    VIC: HMM, WENT DOWN TEN FEET, GOT A JCB FROM THE ROAD 'CAUSE MY OTHER ONE WOULDN'T REACH. DUG IT OUT... AFTER TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES HE WENT BACK TO THE HOLE TO CHECK THE HEIGHT... FULL OF WATER! MUST HAVE COME FROM THE RIVER, EH?

    STEVE: DUNNO... SOMEONE MUST HAVE PISSED IN IT.

    VIC: SAY WELL! FUCKING BIG PISS... SOMEBODY DID.

    SOMEONE: SOMETHING YOU WERE DOING DOWN THE BOG?

    VIC: TRYING TO FEED IT THROUGH THE GROUND, IT'S LIKE A WELL.

    STEVE: OH YEAH? HOW DEEP?

    VIC: ABOUT THREE FEET DEEP.

    SOMEONE: HE’S A GOD!

    VIC: SO I....THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING JOHN SHIT HIMSELF. THERE WAS SOIL, IT'S LIKE QUICKSAND.... HE WENT DOWN THERE TO SPREAD THE FUCKING SOIL AND HE'S SINKING IN, ISN'T HE? HE SUDDENLY REACHED FOR THE FUCKING FORK LIFT AND I LIFTED UP, HE COULDN'T REACH IT... HE WAS SHITTING HIMSELF. HE WAS JUST GOING BY THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] AT THE END OF THE BOOTS. HE SAID "I'M FUCKING GOING, I'M GOING! JUST LOWER THE FUCKING FORKLIFT QUICK!" AND HE GRABBED HOLD OF IT, SO I HAD TO
    LIFT IT UP WITH HIM HANGING ON THE END OF IT. GOOD JOB HE DIDN’T'T LET GO OTHERWISE … RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MUD!

    (1:07-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)

    2.
    GONNA WRITE A LITTLE LETTER, GONNA MAIL IT TO MY LOCAL MP
    VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
    HE'S A MALTESE MAN AND HE'S MOWING THE LAWN MY WAY

    3.
    ROLL OVER VIC VELLA!

    4.
    GIVE ME MORE BALES OF HAY!

    3. (x5)
    5.
    DON'T YOU MOW THAT LAWN MY WAY!

    6.
    VIC: SO I LIFTED HIM UP…

    EARLY IN THE MORNING I'M GIVING YOU A WARNING
    DON'T YOU STEP ON MY TRACTOR BLADES!
    HEY [UNINTELLIGIBLE] DEVIL HE'S ON THE FIDDLE
    AND HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

    3.
    7.
    TELL THE TAX MAN THE BAD NEWS!

    3. (x3)
    8.
    DON'T YOU TELL THE TAX MAN THE NEWS

    9.
    YOU WANT TO BUY A TRUCK AND NEED A NEW VCR
    VIC HE GONNA SAY HE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE

    3.
    10.
    I SEE THAT PANDA-CAR

    (2:20-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)

    11.
    VIC: … THE FUCKING LIGHTS, RIGHT? I SAY “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?”. HE SAYS “IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S ME”, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S YOU?”. HE SAID “YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG GUY” [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…

    3. (x4)
    12.
    DON'T YOU PLAY THOSE GAMES WITH ME!

    3. (x5)
    12.
    3. (x5)
    13.
    DON'T YOU PLAY THAT [UNINTELLIGIBLE] WITH ME!

    14.
    BRUCE IMITATING VIC: HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, I TELL YOU… HE’S A FUCKING WEIRD FELLOW AND I THINK HE’S A… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THEY FALL OFF A FUCKING WELL, HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? I TELL YOU MAN… MAYBE YOU WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM… WHO’S THAT GREAT MUSICIAN [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THAT’S THE FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, YEAH, THAT’S FUCKING HIM… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN!

    15.
    VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] …HE’S ANOTHER ONE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… FUCKING FIVE MINUTES AND YOU DON’T SEE HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

    16.
    SOMEONE: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…

    VIC: YEAH, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… PAUL, THE GENERATOR GEEZER.

    SOMEONE: OH REALLY?

    VIC: HE’S SUPPOSED TO COME… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE AIN’T PUT THAT FUCKING THING THERE TO SWITCH HOLD OF EVERYTHING

    SOMEONE: OH REALLY?

    VIC: THE HOUSE… YEAH…

    SOMEONE: THAT GEEZER?

    VIC: I THOUGH HE WAS IN CHARGE OF IT…

    SOMEONE: WHAT’S HAPPENING?

    VIC: I LEFT A MESSAGE ON THAT THING

    SOMEONE: I THOUGH IT WOULD BE DONE!

    VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… OH YEAH, PAUL WAS IN THE HOUSE

    SOMEONE: ANOTHER GREAT MUSICIAN!

    VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… WON’T GET ANY LIGHT… ANOTHER BIG GREAT MUSICIAN!

    SOMEONE: NOW HE’S…
     
  2. gor

    gor Ancient Mariner

    some corrections, lots of additions, alot more left to transcribe

    ...and finally a poll on this [!--emo&:howdy:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wavey.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'wavey.gif\' /][!--endemo--]

    it a great cover. what is a "JCB" and a "local MP" anyway?
     
  3. The Ancient Mariner

    The Ancient Mariner Ancient Mariner

    JCB is a company which makes vehicles such as bulldozers, diggers etc.

    And local MP...

    In the UK, every county (region) has a local MP who deals with local issues such as laws, taxes etc. and brings up problems in his or her area in parliment for discussion. So if you're having a problem with a law, a tax increase etc. then the local MP for your county/region is the person to write to.

    That's pretty much it, but I'm sure someone else here could put it into much better words than me.
     
  4. The Ancient Mariner

    The Ancient Mariner Ancient Mariner

    [!--QuoteBegin-gor+Mar 22 2005, 03:37 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(gor @ Mar 22 2005, 03:37 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]HEY [UNINTELLIGIBLE] DEVIL HE'S ON THE FIDDLE
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    [/quote]

    Should read as "Hey diddle diddle, he's on the fiddle"
     
  5. gor

    gor Ancient Mariner

    cool, thanks man! But what do the initials MP stand for? and what about the panda car? whats that?
     
  6. gor

    gor Ancient Mariner

    never mind, got it. Member of Parliament. but what about that panda car?
    [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
     
  7. gor

    gor Ancient Mariner

    panda car n :
    police car, the basic utilitarian, non-emergency, low speed, high-profile, around town variety, generally white in color with a brightly colored (day-glo) stripe around the middle, see jam butty.
     
  8. MrKnickerbocker

    MrKnickerbocker clap hands

    4/10

    Roll Over Vic Vella is a tribute to the title character, a longtime roadie and friend of the band. It’s a cover of Chuck Berry’s Roll Over Beethoven and it’s quite fun to hear Maiden doing a classic rock ’n’ roll song, but the spliced in tape recorder bits just clutter it all up.
     

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