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Official Football Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by national acrobat, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Out of the Silent Planet

    Will someone be left in the stands making gestures to the cameras again?
     
  2. matic22

    matic22 H is shorter for God.

  3. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    Norway vs Azerbaijan has all the looks of a 0-0 draw so far. Neither team seems to be able to create very much ...

    When I started following football, we had a team that beat Netherlands, England, Poland and Turkey. Our national team captain was also the captain of the Bundesliga champions.

    Now we are struggling to create chances against fucking Azerbaijan. At home.
     
  4. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    @Black Wizard - we were both wrong! No goalless draws for us, both Norway and Scotland have scored.
     
  5. matic22

    matic22 H is shorter for God.

    Barcelona is bidding for DiMa(la)ria and has officialy left the prestigious club status and became a joke.

    Edit:
    He is signed apparently and Barca has officially helped P$G, the club that fucked them dry, to avoid FFP sanctions.
     
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2017
  6. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    My goodness! Norway have scored twice!!! :nana::cheers::nana:
     
  7. matic22

    matic22 H is shorter for God.

    Also guess what?

    It's September the 1st and Harry Kane scored.
     
  8. The most exciting thing about this England game so far has been the pitch invader... <_<
     
  9. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    Did I mention that our goals were one penalty and one own goal?
     
  10. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Out of the Silent Planet

    Scotland won 3-0. :bigsurprise: Here's to screwing up against Malta! :cheers:
     
  11. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Almost sounds like you're playing England.
     
  12. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    That relaxing pre-match game of snap must have really helped the players.
     
  13. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

    We're first in the group, best goal difference :clap:

    Hopefully Austria and Wales draw tonight. Then if we beat Ireland on Tuesday, we're almost done.
     
  14. Niall Kielt

    Niall Kielt Pulled Her At The Bottle Top

    My island demands a draw in Wales vs Austria. And a cheeky wee one nil win against Serbia-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Serbia.
     
  15. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

    Italy's coach is a dumbass. Plays 4-4-2 vs. Spain who start with 4-6-0. Also Buffon should retire.
     
  16. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Out of the Silent Planet

    Scotland tried to play 4-6-0 against a mediocre Czech Republic team a few years ago. Unfortunately our manager at the time, Craig Levein, didn't understand that good players are required to make it work. It took him a couple of years to admit it was a bad idea. :facepalm:::)
     
  17. Niall Kielt

    Niall Kielt Pulled Her At The Bottle Top

    In Gigi's attic theres a paintin of him decomposing. Hes a Stallion
     
  18. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

    Donnarumma must start in the World Cup otherwise Italy won't go far.
     
  19. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Out of the Silent Planet

    Buffon is the greatest goalkeeper ever.
     
  20. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

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