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The_RED_rocker doesn't like Iron Maiden. In fact he so dislikes Iron Maiden that he despises all who do, and joined a fan forum so that he could make up lies and slander about other members - in a hope that the Maiden members themselves would read them and swear a hatred for those "fans", incurring the wrath of the people and bringing more to The_RED_rocker's "We H8 Maiden" clubhouse where he can serve little iced cakes decorated with sugar paper pictures of the band members being burnt at the stake, while they plot how to erase them from society.

This irrational hatred of the band all started because while listening to the line "I'll make you burn" in the Number of the Beast it drew his attention away from the task at hand - removing his Hello Kitty shaped cakes (now replaced with the affore-mentioned Maiden death cakes) from the oven - and consequently burnt himself. Now he believes that Bruce was speaking directly to him and was somehow the cause of this tragedy so the band are secretly witches, and must be dealt with.
 
Delta51pwned caused the Quest for Fire song by giving the band a copy of the book and saying ,"Make a song about this or I'll find you".
 
The Red Rocker isnt the Seventh One, In fact he was about to be the seventh son of a seventh son, But a fatal Miscarriage killed him at birth, But he was born again.... In a Sweat shop.... In China.
Sad...
 
On the First No prayer for the dying cover art Red Rocker was the man being Owned by eddie
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