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[Ariana]

The fact that it's not unheard of doesn't make it right.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Indeed. But it makes your
... surprising.

Are you confused by coffee with milk in it, even though you've heard of the combination?

 

[Perun]

If you put milk in coffee, it is no longer black and tasty.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Indeed, it's just tasty. It's not black though, you're certainly right there.

 

[Perun]

And if it's not black, it's not worth drinking.

 

[Ariana]

I'm not confused by the fact that some people like to have milk with their coffee. What confuses me is that you can't have coffee because you're out of milk, although you want to have coffee.

 

[Perun]

Yeah I bet you wish you had my life. I am going to Edinburgh tomorrow though, so at least I'm doing something other than sitting in front of my laptop of the television. Then on Wednesday I have an interview at a science centre, part of which is conducting and explaining a science experiment as if it were for 8-10 year olds.

Good luck with those!

 

[Perun]

Speaking of which... coffee time!

Oh, I'm out of orange juice.

 

[Ariana]

You can't have coffee then.

 

[Perun]

Indeed not. I'll make the best of it, though.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I'm not confused by the fact that some people like to have milk with their coffee.

Why do you need milk to have coffee?

 

[Ariana]

You still don't get it, do you? It wouldn't kill you if you had black coffee once.
You wanted coffee. Have coffee, ffs.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It's kind of like wanting to have a party & then realising that you don't have any booze in the house. And then you guys being like all "why do you need drink to have a party?" and "you either have a party or you have a drink"...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You still don't get it, do you? It wouldn't kill you if you had black coffee once.
You wanted coffee. Have coffee, ffs.

I just went out & bought some milk!

 

[Ariana]

Excellent. Have a nice day.

 

[The Flash]

Black coffee is too bitter for my taste. I have milk in my coffee too, I don't claim to be a coffee enthusiast so no need to judge.

Only coffee I can have without milk is Turkish coffee, which is ironically even more bitter.

 

[Saapanael]

Went to make a coffee. No fucking milk...

I know what you feel. Has happened to me as well. Black = too bitter for me as well. Milk is great but sugar ruins the taste of coffee, imo.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Exactly. Try telling that to the coffee bigots though!

 

[Perun]

Exactly. Try telling that to the coffee bigots though!

Says the guy who won't have coffee if there's no milk in it.

 

[Crimson Idol]

Are you saying Cried is a coffee racist?