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DRUNK POSTING

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by SneakySneaky, Nov 2, 2008.

  1. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Prosecco
     
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  2. Saapanael

    Saapanael "My hair sets the trend of tmrw by doing it today"

    Drunk after a gal's burthfay. Just walked a shitton of kilometers in icy wind to get home.
     
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  3. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

  4. Saapanael

    Saapanael "My hair sets the trend of tmrw by doing it today"

    We set out as a group of seven. One lived near there and three took a taxi early on so we continued the trip, the three of us who remained.
     
  5. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    YAAAAASSSS! Pool victory for Cried ya bas! Fuck the bold all that matters is the pool win.
     
  6. FattyFooty

    FattyFooty Trooper

    I drink some beers go back here and finnaly remeberd my pass. Beer was the key. Stunnin weather in Norway. Stunning.
     
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  7. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

    Omg im do drubk
     
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  8. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Drubk is the new drubl.
     
  9. Saapanael

    Saapanael "My hair sets the trend of tmrw by doing it today"

    Back from a night out, not very drunk anymore. First time drinking on tha town! Lots of youngsters out tonight, celebrating the end of the exam season.
     
  10. rhubarb_j

    rhubarb_j A sad and wiser man

    Friday, 13:13.
    Left the office at 11:55, now back after 5 pints and 3 tequilas.
    I feel far more sober than I expected.
    Think I may be cheating by posting in this thread.

    Apologies.
    (Now that I look at this, it appears to be a haiku containing far too many syllables.)
    Fuck, is that how one spells "syllables"? I'm dubious.
    Is that how one spells "dubious"?

    I think syllables is incorrect. Not going to look it yup.
     
  11. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    That's impressively fast drinking. Is your employer okay with all this?
     
  12. rhubarb_j

    rhubarb_j A sad and wiser man

    What they don't know won't hurt them, I suppose. I would like to believe that we have a fairly relaxed policy regarding the business meeting/having a beer intersection thingamajig thing, although that may just be my imagination (there was also no meeting involved).
    I'm the IT manager for a mining company and the IT area is locked down via biometric scanners, so there are mercyfully fate few that have access to simply wander in and observe me. I'm hoping that I don't see my boss this afternoon, but I have Fisherman's Friend lozenges to assist with any possible odourific entaglements (though not particulary effiecient in combatting swaying).

    I actually think I'm doing OK! Currently alernating between "shouldn't be this drunk at work" and "I can handle this". Only had to backspace 4 times whilst attempting to type "alternating".

    Crap, I'm rambling. I am no no longer sure if that was 5 pints and 3 tequilas or 4 pints and 3 tequilas. Should've taken the receipt. Feeling more like 4 pints, since I'm doing better than expected.
     
  13. rhubarb_j

    rhubarb_j A sad and wiser man

    Looking back at that post, it would seem that I have lost the spelling bee.
    I appear to be combating efficient spelling.
     
  14. rhubarb_j

    rhubarb_j A sad and wiser man

    On an unrelated note, second ODI (England vs SA) tomorrow!! I'm praying to Eddie for a better performance this time round.

    I get the feeling that I'm the only cricket fan on this forum.
     
  15. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Quite possibly!
     
  16. rhubarb_j

    rhubarb_j A sad and wiser man

    Ah well, I'll love test cricket till it's vanished or I'm dead. Not sure which will happen first...
    Wife has fallen asleep on the couch so I'm drinking and watching Natural Born Killers for the umpteenth time. Love this movie!
    Wishing all a great weekend!
     
  17. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Cider after eating little to nothing all day is intetesting
     
  18. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Also there's a fuckton of Maidenfans in this pub. Imperial, not a metric fucktonne.
     
  19. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Self-propelled artillery Staff Member

    We got closer to a metric fucktonne the next day.
     
  20. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    I thought an Imperial Fuckton was bigger?
     

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