Do you ever wish you could murder hipsters? (WARNING! offensive)

[Sea of Madness]

The hipster look and attitude has turned the American male into a metrosexual-looking and acting douchebag. Hipster fashion has vitiated and tainted our culture. Those faggy skinny jeans and tight plaid "lumberjack" shirts, those insipid "wave" haircuts and man buns. Every time I see one of these faggots I just want to kick their fucking teeth in. The faggy way they cut their beards. Those stupid gauges and piercings, etc. I wish we could ammend the murder laws to make it legal to murder hipsters! I'd be making a trip to my local dumpster every day with a truck load of their gay corpses. Fuck these retards!

[Please note the hyperbole]

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[Black Wizard]

Where is @CriedWhenBrucieLeft when you need him.

 

[Ariana]

Do you have a similar opinion on global hipsters, or are you personally against American hipsters?

 

[soundwave]

Where is @CriedWhenBrucieLeft when you need him.

We need something like the bat signal...

 

[Sea of Madness]

Do you have a similar opinion on global hipsters, or are you personally against American hipsters?

I'm sure they're equally insipid everywhere, but American hipsters are the only ones I'm familiar with, and the focus of my post.

 

[Ariana]

So... a hipster stole your girlfriend?

 

[Sea of Madness]

So... a hipster stole your girlfriend?

Nah, I don't date. But if I did, I'm sure I couldn't get a girlfriend because they all like these metrosexual douchebags. What has the world come to?

 

[Perun]

Nah, I don't date.

You should. Also, this is your second warning for homlphobic slurs.

 

[Sea of Madness]

You should. Also, this is your second warning for homlphobic slurs.

It was supposed to be funny.

 

[Mosh]

 

[Diesel 11]

Who cares about hipsters? These are the people who need to go!

 

[Lampwick 43]

Where is @CriedWhenBrucieLeft when you need him.

Are you calling Cried a hipster?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

And you all think some of my posts on here are a bit too much.

 

[Collin]

those insipid "wave" haircuts

I have a wave haircut..

 

[Black Wizard]

And you all think some of my posts on here are a bit too much.

Hispters = Illuminati

 

[Deleted member 7164]

This laughing stock of a 'culture' doesn't need threads here.

 

[The Flash]

 

[LooseCannon]

I'm torn between moving this thread to Madness or just locking it altogether.

 

[Deleted member 7164]