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6. Make some sort of pun on the name of a Maiden song involving a food/dog-related word/flower/fruit. People will still be coming up with them six months later.

7. Mention the setlist.

8. Whistle the first note of any Maiden song. The fan will guess it immediately.

9. Claim to know who the best Maiden guitarist is.

10. Mention the shortage of UK tour dates.
 
Perhaps it would be more instructive to first time Maiden concert goers if this thread discussed what to do, and not what not to do, around Maiden fans...
 
I was out last weekend with my Book of Souls concert shirt on and some dude asked me if it was a “Stormtrooper T-Shirt”. I said, “Do you mean THE Trooper? No…it’s not.”

I was at a bar before the Detroit show and they sold Trooper Beer. So I had a few. When cashing out my check read “3 Stormtrooper Beers”.

Calling the Trooper a Stormtrooper is a mega pet peeve for me.
 
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