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[Ariana]

Only in Serbia!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I really didn't have any cash so I told her I can't, then she told me to go fuck myself

So what you gonna do?

 

[Night Prowler]

So what you gonna do?

Gonna go see X-Men: Apocalypse tonight

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Go fuck yourself!

 

[Brigantium]

That's not a sales pitch I've heard before.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That's not a sales pitch I've heard before.

He probably mentioned the cinema thing to her. Popcorn, drinks, tickets; I mean, after all that, what money would Sam have left for the sick kids?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

How does that not apply to you too Travis.

How dare you, you Illuminati Jewish Freemason Muslim Catholic Nazi Communist! Heil Rothschild and Es Lebe NWO!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Also, just came home from a teambuilding night out with guys from work. We finshed our drinking at tho most worn-out place I've visited in years. When we arrived, they were playing YYZ by Rush. I complimented that and requested some Maiden. We finished our beer and decided to call it a night.
As we were leaving ...

Longboats have been sighted ...

 

[Travis The Dragon]

This is pretty cool.

 

[Black Wizard]

It turns out I know someone who went to Filthy Animal's funeral last year. His wife used to date "Filthy Animal" back in her "wilder days".

 

[Forostar]

Poor him. I can hear him think and tell: "My wife used to date Filthy".

 

[Lampwick 43]

I just found out I'm going to be the best man at my best friend's wedding!

The twist: It's a gay wedding.

I'm still already getting ready to plan an epic bachelor party!

 

[Forostar]

I just found out I'm going to be the best man at my best friend's wedding!

The twist: It's a gay wedding.

You are getting married? Excellent!

(kidding!)

But congratulations!

 

[Brigantium]

Best Music Video survivor closes tomorrow, and still tied ten votes apiece. Any more voters?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Best Music Video survivor closes tomorrow, and still tied ten votes apiece. Any more voters?

I'll vote if you want...

 

[Travis The Dragon]

You are getting married? Excellent!

(kidding!)

But congratulations!

Congrats from me as well!

 

[Saapanael]

I've been late to school every day this week. I can't, for the life of me, wake up at a decent time...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hullo Maidenfans! How is everyone on this Thursday?

SCREAM FOR ME OSLO -20 days!

 

[Brigantium]

Too early in the morning.

 

[The Flash]

3 Finals done, 4 remaining. Can't wait for it to be over.